Confessions

I came to this country to send money back home. I’m an au pair. I don’t have to pay for food or shelter but the trade-off is that I only make $195 a week. 

Mom went to rehab this week. For the fourth time.  

It is amazing how much money my bosses make but still manage to underpay but overwork me. 

Another nanny called me to come over because she was high out of her mind. I had to help her take care of her kids. I never told anyone. 

I despise when the grandparents come. They take up space, throw the children out of their routines, pump them full of sugar and make my job harder. 

Why do people not think it reasonable to properly hide their “tapes”?? 

I made out with one of DB’s friends this year after a dinner party. His wife was upstairs.  

My employer has been talking about potentially getting into this very posh country club. I found out (not from them) that they didn’t get in. All of a sudden, she’s no longer talking about it. It was literally sick the way she was prancing around at the thought of getting in.  

I’m pretty sure I have the laziest charges ever. They don’t want to do anything ever.  

I have a thick accent. I can tell my employers think my employers underestimate me because of it but I use it to my advantage.