Confessions

MB is so lazy that if I'm off and not there to shuttle the kids to their activities, she will let them skip the activities all together. She's a sahm, btw.

MB and I are very friendly but she never touches me and I don't touch her. However, EVERY time one of the kids has a party at the house, she finds a way to touch me. I think she wants her friends to think we're so close. It's so fake and gross.

I have aspirations outside of being a nanny. I started a business and it's growing. My employers know about it and support me. However, I deep down, I think MB is fearful of me being too successful because she's afraid she'll lose me. I also think she hates the idea that I'm not "just" a nanny. 

I'm so frustrated with the parents I work for. They want me to potty train their toddler. I am happy to do so but they don't help at all when I'm gone. I have to start all over every Monday. I think I'm going to have to talk to them about it. This is ridiculous.

If you have a nanny and you load your kids up with all manner of extracurricular activities, when do you see them? When do you spend time with them? When do you talk to them? What was the point of having them, please?

MB told me that it was ok if her 5 year old doesn't wipe after going tinkle. So, you aren't gonna teach her basic hygiene and you don't want me to either? Ok. Cool parenting.

I am so tired of having to go to these friggin' kid parties?! 

The two year old has been a true terrorist today. She's been whining since I got here. If I take two steps away from her to do something, she gets pissed and throws herself on the floor. I've been doing alot of my tasks one handed because she insists on being in my arms. C'moonnnn six o'clock!

Any one else have toddlers with potty mouths? 

MB and DB are so into anything that they perceive to be fancy and exclusive. It’s down right pitiful.