Confessions

I complimented MB on a really cute dress she was wearing. This was on Tuesday. When I walked in on Friday next to my check was a beautifully wrapped package with the dress in my size. I literally could've cried. 

DB is literally AMAZING. Sometimes I wish he was a single dad. Not because I want to date him or anything (not my thing if you know what I mean) just because he isn't annoying and lets me do my job. 

MB has a great body and works out daily. Too bad she's a miserable micromanager with zero hobbies and or interest other than spending money. Oh! She also has an old face! 

MB hinted today that she used to swim in the lady pond a bit. Hmmm....interesting. Very interesting. 

There. Is. No. Discipline. In. This. House. NONE. 

MB has taken to giving me unsolicited advice about the company I own (a yoga studio). It is soooo annoying given that she literally does nothing. I mean she doesn't even raise the kids. I do

So. Hey guys! I'm one of the team members that created this site (the former nanny). Oh the day when MB realizes that I am behind this. What a day that will be. 

This would literally be the best job in the world if I didn't have to look at MB's dumb pinched face daily. 

IT'S SPRING BREAK!!! A WEEK OF CHILDLESS PEACE AND RELAXATION. 

MB actually packed for the kids this time for vacation. Shocking. But her's the kicker. She wanted recognition for that! Ma'am you do NOT get a pat on the back for packing for your own children. You just don't.