Confessions

Parents want us to do what’s right. So, why don’t they? I constantly feel as if I am taken advantage of.  

MB is the worst cook I have ever seen. She needs to hire a chef too.

I suspect DB is abusive but cant prove it.  

You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to marry DB.  

My bosses make me never want to get married. If this is what I have to look forward to they can keep it.

MB is so insecure. God she’s pitiful.  

Children who never hear the word “no,” grow up to be adults who can’t handle hearing the word “no.” 

I wish MB and DB would go to counseling.  

Bought MB some flowers as a "thank you" and saw them in the trash a day later.  

Pretty sure MB hired me because I am overweight and not that attractive.