Confessions

Being a nanny gives you an inside look at how some rich ppl can grow up to be fucked up individuals. It’s the parents’ fault. 

MB tells kids its ok to FaceTime grandparents when the kids are with me. It’s sooo freaking awkward. YOU don’t want to talk to your own mother. Why would I?? Then again, you don’t want to watch your own kids either. 

My kids are soooo greedy. She better keep an eye on that.  

Nanny friends tell me that their employers pay for their dinner whenever they babysit. Mine don’t.

I use MY car for work. Parents have never once offered to pay any car related expenses.  

I LOVE my family. I feel guilty when I talk to other nannies because they treat me so well.  

My bosses compliment the way I discipline their children but don’t follow any of my methods themselves.  

My boss asks her 6 year old daughter if anyone at school complimented her outfit when she comes home every day. She’s raising her to be just as insecure as she is.  

My boss loves to compare herself and her circle of friends to the characters on Big Little Lies. She says that she's Reese Witherspoon's character. Lady, that is not a good thing. 

We came home early without calling. Moral of the story send a text first, if you get my drift.