Confessions

I think my employers had children because it was the next thing to do on the “list.” They treat them like burdens. 

The kids I take care of would be so much happier if they were actually mine. They deserve so much more than their parents give them. 

My “kid” told me he wished my house was right next to his. All I could think was how much his parents would try to take advantage of me if that actually happened. 

I intentionally seduced DB over the course of 14 months. He finally left MB. Mommies home kiddos. I don’t regret it at all. Save your comments because I don’t care. I went from working forty hour weeks to sipping mimosas and getting $300 lashes. I hired a new nanny. An older, chubby, Jamaican lady. What can I say? Where there is a will there is a way.  

I cry all the time because I realize that my bosses children are likely going to turn out just like them no matter what I do.  

Why doesn’t MB understand that you should not be cheap with the person that watches your kids?

Whenever I step on a lego, I always throw it away as revenge for the pain I suffered and to waste my employers’ money. It's passive aggressive for sure but it makes me feel better so idgaf.

Other nannies confessed, after getting to know me, that they used to avoid us because "my kid," was such a screaming, crying, shrieking nightmare. I don't blame them.

DB was married previously to marrying MB. He has a daughter from that former marriage. She’s 22, I am 24. We sleep together every time she comes home for breaks.  

I hate parents who can’t accept that they don’t have as much freedom as childless ppl have. The irony is that while the parents are trying not to miss out, the children miss out on time with their parents.