Confessions

Does any one else ever consider revenge? Nothing too crazy but idk...some of the stunts they pulled in Mean Girls? 

I hate giving the kids a bath. 

I feel like this industry breeds racism and classism.  

I think DB is cheating on MB. She was away on business and I left my wallet at the house on accident. I came in to grab it thinking he was at work and heard some verrrry odd noises coming from upstairs. 

I found MB’s vibrator on accident. Who leaves a vibrator in the guest bathroom?!  

 So crazy how the moms will literally look right through the nannies like they aren’t even there.  

MB asked me to cut back on so many snacks and to have the kids choose healthier options. Heres a thought-  Just stop buying junk! 

I will never have kids thanks to raising these three monsters.  

Anyone else’s “kid” love screaming f@$k at random times?! I get embarrassed as if they were my own. 

 I accidentally saw DB naked. Yuck!