Confessions

My boss jokingly referred to his wife as his “3rd child.” There’s truth in laughter. 

#228

My “kids” grandparents know their grandchildren’s parents suck and have told me how grateful they are that the kids have me. 

#227

When the kids and I go on outings, I send pictures in the group chat I have with the parents, hoping they’ll see what they’re missing out on and spend more time with their kids. No such luck. They literally just don't gaf. 

#226

Having a nanny is perfectly acceptable if you genuinely need help but the parents I work for are just plain lazy. They don’t want to do the heavy lifting required of being a parent. 

#225

I kept the kids for the weekend. MB and DB came back from a mini stacaytion and they look so in love. I’m so happy for them. They totally deserve it. 

#224

My boss confessed to me that he and his wife haven’t had sex in 3 months and if it weren’t for the kids, he would’ve left a long time ago. I had no idea what to say. I felt soooo uncomfortable. 

#223

Sometimes their son calls me mommy and I don’t correct him. 

#222

I badly wanna tell my bosses that they are losing their daughter but I’d risk their experiencing their anger and losing my job. 

#221

#220

My charge thinks I don't have a job. It's so cute. How do I say? "Little guy you are my job." 

#219