Confessions

When the grandparents come to visit it is literally a shit show. Candy, juice, toys, and whinning, yelling, and screaming. Forget about our routine. It's thrown out the window! 

I despise when the parents work from home. Why? Not because I want to sit on my ass or play on my phone. Because the kids are so much better behaved when mom and dad aren't there. 

DB is confused in thinking that I am wife #2. We are not here to freaking take care of you. Get it together and grow the f up! 

I despise feeling guilty for taking a day off. I deserve it. Your kids are whiny, spoiled, and entitled. Sometimes I just need a break from them. But mainly I need the break from you. And don't fing text me about anything while I am taking said break. That's right. About ANYTHING. 

We run the dishwasher twice a day. Clothes in some way or another are usually washed daily. Why does this lady have no care or concern about conserving water. Why? So gotdamn wasteful. 

My kids hate nap time and so do I. Please just go to sleep. I work 10 hours each day and I need that break. Like really need it. 

DB is so judgmental and pretentious. Yuck. Glad he isn't my husband. 

How do you workout obsessively. Literally daily. Have a gym at home, as well as probably two additional gym memberships and still have those ridiculous love handles. And before you ladies get on me about fat shaming you should know that DB constantly fat shames and pokes fun at the weight of women. 

I'm not like most nannies in that I feel nothing about leaving my current family if need be. I know so many nannies that are beholden to their miserable bosses because they hate the thought of leaving the kids. Nah. Not me. Don't get me wrong, I  love them, they're great kids. But I have to put me first. MB doesn't think twice about me and my needs so why should I care about hers or her family. Shrugs. It's the hard truth. 

I feel so bad for Aupair's. Seriously. It's basically indentured servitude.